Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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