shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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