White coat. Heels.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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