i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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