took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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