I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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