you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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