I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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