1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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