apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Boobs are out for the taking
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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