super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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