I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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