We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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