speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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