Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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