You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
