party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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