did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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