i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
As shirtless as possible
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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