That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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