i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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