Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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