don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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