this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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