Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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