i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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