I CAN MOONWALK!
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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