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Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?

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Vagina

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(407): View more from Florida

is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?

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(352): View more from Florida

Billy Mays is dead too!

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Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs

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(770): View more from Georgia

i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.

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(315): View more from New York

Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..

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(571): View more from Virginia

I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch

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(301): View more from Maryland

My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?

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(713): View more from Texas

Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?

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