oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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