He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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