He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
