I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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