after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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