The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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