wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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