Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
