'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
