If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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