Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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