Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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