I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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