i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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