I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
