is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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