Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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