wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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