So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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