We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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