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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."

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(708): View more from Illinois

You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.

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(214): View more from Texas

It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.

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(314): View more from Missouri

She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.

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(239): View more from Florida

In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk

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