We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
