I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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