I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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