bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
i think im in europe. pls send help
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm always down for nudity.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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