That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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