brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
sex in a hospital.. check
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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